What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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