Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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