I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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