walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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