Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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