The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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