that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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