About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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