We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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