are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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