WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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