You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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