Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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