Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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