the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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