Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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