somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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