so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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