Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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