why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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