Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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