Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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