i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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