That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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