Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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