school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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