god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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