we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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