I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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