Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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