Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I love having hate sex.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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