Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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