I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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