Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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