belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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