? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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