it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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