only if we run a train.
done.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just puked most of my soul out..
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