I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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