i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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