Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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