So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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