a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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