We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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