This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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