I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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