i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
whose ass print is on the piano?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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