there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i dont even know how to be here
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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