I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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