Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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