WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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