he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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