Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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