I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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