Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My cat gives me a boner
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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